2) I'm on the bus. A huge-bellied guy in a checkered shirt is walking in the middle of the street. He is carrying a lighter as if the world was a rock concert. Suddenly, he tries lighting his own fart.
3) una tale trasportava fuori dal ristorante una sagoma gigante a forma di mucca che lecca un gelato. era quasi come se la tale e la mucca stessero danzando.